“IT JUST DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN DRINKING.” - Charles Barkley on whom the media should vote for in 1990 for MVP.

“WHEN I WRITE, I WRITE FOR MYSELF. WHEN I REVISE, I WRITE FOR OTHERS.” - Lenni Wolff

“THE SECRET TO CREATIVITY IS KNOWING HOW TO HIDE YOUR SOURCES.” - Albert Einstein

“ ‘ODE TO A SMALL LUMP OF GREEN PUTTY I FOUND IN MY ARMPIT ONE MIDSUMMER MORNING’ “ - Douglas Adams, titling a piece of bad poetry in his book, The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy

“THE ONLY SKILLS I HAVE THE PATIENCE TO LEARN ARE THOSE WHICH NO ACTUALL APPLICATION IN LIFE.” - Bill Watterson, through the voice of Calvin in his comic strip, Calvin & Hobbes

“I CAN’T DO EVERYTHING, BUT I’D DO ANYTHING FOR YOU. I CAN’T DO ANYTHING EXCEPT BE IN LOVE WITH YOU.” - whoever wrote the song Romeo and Juliet

“STUPIDITY AND REALITY ARE VERY CLOSE.” - Charles Barkley

"THAT'S THE FUNNY THING ABOUT LIFE. IT NEVER GETS SO BAD THAT IT CAN'T GET WORSE." - Bill Watterson, through the voice of Calvin in his comic strip, Calvin & Hobbes

“I’M STILL GOING TO DISNEY WORLD.” - Charles Barkley after losing to the Chicago Bulls in the NBA finals.